My Life as a Flaming Republican

Pizza, that's all.
captn666:

all these babes

i can’t

captn666:

all these babes

i can’t

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st0ner-c0mics:

asfastaswecanrun:

This is an illegitimate quote. Why don’t people check these things?
Lincoln knew weed as hemp. That’s what he called it, His “sweet hemp.” Weed is modernized slang, fuck they didn’t even call it marijuana in the united states until the 1900’s.He did once write in a letter this here quote, 
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” 
He also said some cool shit about prohibition.Before marijuana was ever made illegal, but still. Green is not a crime. Why did we have to go and be assholes and make it one. I know why, and I concur: Dumbass americans. (except you, Lincoln, and Jj.)
“Prohibition… goes beyond the bound of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded” 

st0ner-c0mics:

asfastaswecanrun:

This is an illegitimate quote. Why don’t people check these things?

Lincoln knew weed as hemp. That’s what he called it, His “sweet hemp.” Weed is modernized slang, fuck they didn’t even call it marijuana in the united states until the 1900’s.
He did once write in a letter this here quote, 

“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” 

He also said some cool shit about prohibition.Before marijuana was ever made illegal, but still. Green is not a crime. Why did we have to go and be assholes and make it one. I know why, and I concur: Dumbass americans. (except you, Lincoln, and Jj.)

“Prohibition… goes beyond the bound of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded” 


(via bennyreblogsthings)

what is this “skinny” that you speak of?I just like trying to find ways that i can put food on top of food and still consider it a single food.

what is this “skinny” that you speak of?

I just like trying to find ways that i can put food on top of food and still consider it a single food.

owltian-mia:

lainexvx:

heartofgoldxvx:

xjoshxkowalskix:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

This is gold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bahahahahahahaha

Eggplants contain the second most nicotine of any plant.
Eggplant parmesan is the greatest food in existence.

owltian-mia:

lainexvx:

heartofgoldxvx:

xjoshxkowalskix:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

This is gold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bahahahahahahaha

Eggplants contain the second most nicotine of any plant.

Eggplant parmesan is the greatest food in existence.